I recently had my very own bachelor party last July and to no one's surprise, none of my friends are Ravens players. But what if you could throw down with some of your favorite Ravens players on your last night of being lawfully single? Here are the Ravens players I'd want to party with if I could do it all over again:
Of course I would have the Super Bowl XLVII MVP. We've known Joe as the quiet type, but he's shown flashes that, behind his cool bravado, there's a guy who can party as hard as Robert Downey Jr. in the '90s.
Let's just say his dance moves had to come from somewhere. Brandon Williams is like a big teddy bear, but his huge personality is a must-have for a bachelor party –not to mention if anyone messes with you, Brandon would make sure they'd get hit with all 335 pounds that he's packing.
Steve Smith Sr.
I'm still not used to adding Sr. in his name, but Steve Smith is the ultimate jokester and will make sure everyone is having a good time. His high energy is bound to get you into some trouble, which you want. He may just spin a football on a stripper's head – always a crowd pleaser.
I feel like Yanda's never seen the outside of a farm besides the Under Armour Performance Center and traveling to NFL stadiums. Dude just looks like a lumber jack. He can put some wood in his suitcase because I'm showing this dude some city life. He'll also need to protect Joe if anyone comes within five feet of him. Think of it as insurance.
Of course the hotel would be the Bellagio in Las Vegas. I expect to be treated well by the combined $30 million those four players are making in 2016.
If you could choose your Ravens bachelor party "Wolfpack," who would you take?