by Phil Gentile (@iHateJJRedick)
Little info about me......I'm a fat guy. As a fat guy I like to eat. Additionally, as a fat guy I would LOVE to eat free food from my favorite football team's cafeteria. The Ravens just happened to build the greatest cafeteria around and I want.......no I NEED to check it out.
Lets breakdown this video a little....
Chicken in a cone? So classy. Guarantee the Steelers' employees eat chicken with their hands like savages.
I love how Mink talked about a "bigger salad bar" like anyone actually eats salad when you have this many options for food. Maybe people do I don't know. Does chicken salad count? Also, having soft serve ice cream readily available at work would make me 600 lbs real quick.
This Gatorade bar is pretty damn cool. Great way to keep the players (or an award winning blogger like myself) hydrated and fueled up.
Hmmmm I don't see any San Pelegrino in there. Cmon guys.
Bottom line......I need a tour of this place. If you're reading this and you work for the Ravens (looking at your Sarah Ellison or Ryan Mink) slip your boy a guest pass or something. I mean I sell wine for a living. I'm sure we can work out some sort of trade.
Seriously though this place looks awesome. As someone that previously worked for the Ravens they really take care of their employees. That includes everyone from the players down to the guys and girls who vacuum at night. Just a class organization. If they ever invite me to come check out the new cafeteria I'll be honored. Just make sure you have San Pelegrino please.